Wednesday, July 25, 2012

How To Lose Weight By Going To The Cupcake Bakery

How to go to the cupcake bakery and lose weight:
1. Control ridiculous craving for 10 days, then give in.
2. Load squirmy toddler into car and fight obnoxious traffic.
3. Arrive at cupcakery. Remove big-ass jog stroller from vehicle and load still squirmy (and now shoeless) toddler.
4. Reach for wallet, WHICH IS NOT WITH YOU. YOU LEFT THE SONOFATWIX AT HOME. Be silent and smile.
5. Reinsert now screaming, squirming, shoeless toddler into carseat. Be smiley and silent.
6. Smash hand when collapsing stroller in a million-to-one shot funky angle. Keep your yapper shut and smile.
7. Return to car, tighten every muscle in your body to utilize Kolinahr** to suppress the urge to cry, scream, and smash the car into the bakery and steal all the cupcakes. Smile.
8. Go home, ice your hand, and have some hummus like a good girl.

**geek bonus to anyone who knows what Kolinahr is. :-)


DandelionBreeze said...

What a frustrating trip... you deserve 2 next time you go there :) xoxo

Anonymous said...

Rough Day! After that experience I would have needed a whole box of cupcakes.

Stopping by from ICLW.

Sharron said...

Hello from ICLW. The scales will thank you, the sugar craving less so :) Oh and I think it is a Star Trek reference, do I get extra geek points :)